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Not Today, Heathen Child, Not Today - Funny Mom Shirt

Not Today, Heathen Child, Not Today - Funny Mom Shirt

Is this amusing t-shirt perfect for you, or someone you know? We just love this design! It makes a great birthday gift, or Christmas gift -but most of all the perfect gift for yourself!  "Not today, Heathen Child, Not today"  


Pictured in Black with Turqouise Font - Available in several colors


Shirt Specifications :



  • 6 oz., 100% preshrunk cotton
  • Ash Grey is 99/1
  • Sport Grey is 90/10
  • Heathers and Safety colors are 50/50
  • Tear away label
  • Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
  • Seamless double-needle 7/8" collar
  • Taped neck and shoulders
  • Gildan Brand


Washing Recommendations : Turn item inside out. Machine Wash Cold. No bleach. No softener. Do not dry clean. Do not iron. Tumble Dry Low. 


    We do not accept return or issue refunds for our hand pressed t-shirts. Each shirt is made to order. However, if there is an issue with your order, please let us know, and we will help work out a solution.

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